Dave Portnoy escalated his feud pinch “lyin’ Zach Bryan” aft nan state singer’s messy divided pinch Barstool podcast big Brianna “Chickenfry” LaPaglia.
Portnoy dropped a five-minute diss way Wednesday pinch Barstool characteristic Josh Richards — successful which he calls Bryan “ugly” and a “b–ch” and accuses him of cheating — entitled “Smallest Man,” which is nan nickname Portnoy gave Bryan erstwhile nan vocalist publicized their breakup.
The Barstool laminitis and Richards big nan “BFFs” podcast pinch Chickenfry, and they antecedently supported her erstwhile she said she was “blindsided” by her breakup pinch Bryan.
The opus starts pinch Richards rapping astir Bryan apparently being connected making love apps correct aft his breakup pinch Chickenfry — earlier Portnoy, 47, enters pinch a scathing verse attacking Bryan’s appearance.
“I said spot me, caught your pants connected occurrence / Tinder, Bumble, Raya, knew you was a liar. You’re a d—-bag, you conscionable made a caller rival / Pretty soon you going to request a revival,” Richards begins, referencing Bryan’s songs “Revival,” among others.
“You f–ked up. / It’s astir to get gory / Go station it connected your Instagram Story / You opportunity you retrieve everything, but I conjecture not because you forgot astir your wedding ring.”
Bryan confirmed his breakup pinch Chickenfry, aft 1 twelvemonth of dating, successful a connection connected his Instagram Story past month. The state vocalist was antecedently joined to Rose Madden for from 2020-21.
Chickenfry responded by saying she was blindsided by Bryan’s connection and claimed nan brace agreed to support their divided quiet.
In nan video, Portnoy, 47, and Richards, 22, are dressed arsenic policemen pinch clone mustaches — and propulsion complete a man who resembles Bryan, 28, driving a pickup truck.
Richards goes connected to rap “it’s sickening” really Bryan did Chickenfry wrong.
Then enters Portnoy, who wasted nary clip earlier he named-dropped Taylor Swift.
“Itty bitty Zach, s—ty s—ty tats / Ugly successful nan face, there’s nary cure for that,” Portnoy began. “Country singing leader baby, get that boy a snack / Throw different temper tantrum, it’s clip for a nap / Think you’re connected immoderate s— tryna diss Taylor Swift, did a hundo ‘gram stories apologizing for illustration a b—h.”
That was a reference astir erstwhile Bryan said he believed Kanye West was amended than Swift successful a station connected X past period — which he later apologized and said he was drinking astatine nan time.
“From nan looks of each your tweets, I’d opportunity you sewage a booze problem,” Portnoy continued earlier adding that Bryan’s “head looks for illustration a Lego” and he has hairsbreadth for illustration Homer Simpson.
“Consider this a informing for nan adjacent woman that dates you,” Portnoy sings earlier Richards says, “We cognize for a truth that your full set hates you.”
The video concludes pinch a snippet from Bryan’s opus “28,” which is astir his narration pinch Chickenfry, but Portnoy and Richards changed nan original lyrics.
“How fortunate is Bri to beryllium free of ZB,” they sing.
Taking to X, Portnoy said nan video was removed from YouTube connected copyright grounds.
“Zach Bryan and @warnermusic must person nan worst situation guidance execs successful nan world,” he wrote. “Running astir for illustration chickens pinch their heads trim disconnected trying to erase #smallestman from nan internet. Did cipher show them I tally an net company? They conscionable guaranteed this point hits #1.”
Chickenfry claimed Bryan blocked her, Portnoy and Richards connected societal media aft nan diss way was released Wednesday.
The euphony video is still posted connected nan BFFs and Barstool societal media accounts connected X and Instagram.
Bryan has yet to publically reside nan video.